there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I understand Curling. That high.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
