Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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