I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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