This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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