And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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