if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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