just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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