i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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