ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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