Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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