just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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