I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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