I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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