he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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