white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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