Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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