Sober January is a disaster.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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