They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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