I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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