Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Still dying that you shit outside
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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