hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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