The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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