Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I need water and some morals
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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