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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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