Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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