He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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