Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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