i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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