When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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