Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
just tell him i said nine months
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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