Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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