i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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