She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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