Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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