yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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