they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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