i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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