A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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