I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
