i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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