He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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