In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Can I color on your dick again?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Randomize
