I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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