Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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