Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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