She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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