How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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