sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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