ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He kissed a someone with a penis
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
