it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so explain again why im purple
no
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
